Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me

Fuck me in the ass giga potato

by Potatobehr October 11, 2022

Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

POTATO

Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.

by Klkenney July 18, 2016

Potato

A big fat fag (cigarette)

Do you want twos on a potato?

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015