piss kink haver

piss kink haver. piss kink havers have major piss kinks. aka they love piss xoxo

"oh my god look at that piss kink haver" "isn't his name kaito? I've heard he had a major piss kink."

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

by hintfo June 9, 2012

radioactive horse piss

Cheap gasoline, typically expiring.

"All she's fuckin got in er is some old radioactive horse piss"

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 2, 2018

Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019

3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

dead piss

the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.)

Girl - Is that come?

Guy - No, its just dead piss. You didnt Stimulate me fast enough.

by T. Words July 21, 2006