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Does you in the pants 

When something is "spot on" or just how you want it.
When something is just perfect
Ben: How is the pizza?
Bill: It does you in the pants!

Past tense-

Mick: Did you enjoy the gig last night
Dave: Yeah, did me in the pants!

PAed My Pants 

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"
PAed My Pants by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010

Fuck me pants 

Women's pants that have a zipper in the back for a quick and easy peel.
Check it out, she's wearing Fuck Me Pants!
Fuck me pants by GWGW June 26, 2016

sMARKy pants 

the greatest person alive on the face of this earth. i love him more than anything. he is extremely likeable, it is impossible to disike him. he is exceptionally good-looking, as agreed by several hundred girls. he is the love of my life, my one true love, my soulmate. a real sarcastic smarky pants.
mark. a fan of sarcasm and being cheeky- which earned him the name of smarky pants.
sMARKy pants by spoonini March 7, 2005

Captain Pants

One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.

AKA: Your little brother
Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"

Captain Pants by Varjack December 1, 2006

Orgasm pants 

A pair of pants that you wear,
When you say morgan has your pants when

really,your talking about you orgasm pants:)
Ahh!
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Orgasm pants by Hehehimsocool October 28, 2009