pussy meter

1. A guage that determines how much pussy one receives.
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!

This new car will surely enhance my pussy meter.
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!

pussy meter by Tyrone D December 3, 2007

pussy licker 

Someone who licks the pussy like a champ

Mike licks pussy so he's called a pussy licker

pussy licker by Svenska Pojke January 25, 2017

Pussy Juice 

The clear fluid expelled by human females from paraurethral ducts during or before orgasm.

Research has found that it has higher levels of prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA) and glucose and lower levels of creatinine than does urine.

It's also pretty darned tasty.

Sex done properly could result in an obituary reading victim drowned by pussy juice.

Pussy Juice by Dr. Knows his stuff August 31, 2011

pussy fuck hole

a pussy fuck hole is the center hole of a girls twat/ass area. this is the whole where the girl gets fucked,fingered,ate out etc. it is under her pee hole and before her asshole.

alissa:where do you put in the tampon?
kate:in the pussy fuck hole stupid!!

pussy fuck hole by Taina stARs January 11, 2009

Pussy licker 

One who loves to lick the hole they came from.

Oh gosh you're breath smells like fish you must be a dirty pussy licker

Pussy licker by ClazYo September 26, 2005

Pussy Willows 

A terrible word, as seen in Family Guy

"Chris, that's a terrible word--pussy willows"

Pussy Willows by Cal Hopkins August 28, 2006

Pussy Sub-Contractor

That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.

Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.

Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.

Pussy Sub-Contractor by Handpicked diCK diGGler March 24, 2009