Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.

"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

humanmesses

"Humanmesses" blends "humanness," which refers to the qualities that make us human, with the idea of life being messy. It captures the reality that part of being human often involves navigating through life's chaos and imperfections. It can be a powerful and relatable expression. You might even define it as "the messy yet profoundly human experience of navigating life’s ups and downs."

In the tangle of my humanmesses, I’ve come to realize that imperfection is the heartbeat of life.

by ThoughtShare December 13, 2024

Humanosphere

(noun)

An inclusive, balanced, and human-centric digital and social space that transcends divisive gendered spheres like the manosphere and femosphere. The Humanosphere promotes unity, personal growth, mutual respect, and shared humanity, offering a community where individuals are accepted as they are and encouraged to grow together.

Unlike the manosphere and femosphere, which often polarize and alienate, the Humanosphere bridges gaps, addressing universal human needs for connection, meaning, and belonging.

"Tired of the toxicity in the manosphere and femosphere? The Humanosphere is where we embrace unity and growth!"

"The Humanosphere offers what the others can’t: a shared space for humans to be humans, no matter their gender or background."

by ApathySlayer December 29, 2024

Human Slop

The soulless movies, TV shows, text things, and video games pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all derivative, preachy, and lacking any real creativity.

"People complaining about AI slop don’t get it we’ve been dealing with human slop for thousands of years AI doesn’t need to try hard to beat it."

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Human Slop

The soulless mainstream media (movies, TV shows, pictures, and video games) pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all repetitive, preachy, and lacking any real creativity unlike AI generated content.

"there's no such thing as AI slop, we’ve been drowning in human slop for thousands of years."

by Ihatewokeness420 January 2, 2025

Humanburger

A burger made from human meat

Wow sally, this humanburger tastes amazing. What is your secret?

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025