Dog food

Drugs. Commonly used in rap meaning; herion or other mind altering substances used by injection straight to the vein.

"Momma on that dog food when the landlord gives an eviction notice."

by Asmodious February 22, 2019

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky January 3, 2024

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Criminal Food

it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.

this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

Food

Hella rude

Leo:”I hate you”
Sarah: “food”

by Ih2007 January 24, 2021

High School Cafeteria Food

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.

Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks

by MommyMilkerStan December 14, 2021

Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA)

An association comprised of retarded kids at Millbury High School who throw food at each other during lunch, in which the only rule is to not throw liquids at one another. A snapchat groupchat

Damn bro, Aiden Phillipo is a Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA) legend, this dude really hit a teacher with a carrot and got away with it. Nicholas Jones on the other hand is the biggest retard in the entirety of the Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA), as this dumb fucking nigger always throws stupid ass shit like milk and syrup at people because he's an anti-fun loser.

by dumbperson12345 December 11, 2025