Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".

1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.

by anonymous March 11, 2024

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Childers

Childers (pronounced Chilll-ders and not CHILD-ers) is a surname commonly found in the North East of England.

Known for there husky voices and will sex fantasies, the Childers clan have been known to reach places as far adrift as the Isle of Wight.

Oh crumbs, there’s Childers. I wonder what sex toy she is going to thrust my way today!

by Isle of Wight April 2, 2024

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Child torture

Where a young kid makes you watch dumb YouTube videos with them.

You have been watching "CATNAP vs. SQUID GAME MINECRAFT NOOB vs. PRO vs. HACKER CHALLANGE" with your younger sister for 5 minutes.
You: "This is child torture..."

by FlameDuplix007 April 8, 2024

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