You ever suck a real live dick before 

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

You ever suck a real live dick before by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

Russian Suck 

The art of a Russian prostitute in a bear costume get down on her hands and knees and begin to claw and bite at your dick like a bear, while this is happening another Russian prostitute is pouring hot wax on yours and the other Russian prostitutes back while reading the Book of Job in the Bible.

Would you two fine ladies want to do a Russian Suck?

Russian Suck by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck 

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck by Matt W March 22, 2005

ass-suck 

Verb:
to ass-suck is to suck up to someone, to praise to another person when praising is not neccessary

Jim ass-sucks his teacher not for marks but for candybars

ass-suck by Rondog December 16, 2007

The Suck of Life 

Anything that even remotely involves shittiness. It can be anything from an experience to a person. Anything that sucks, can suck, and will suck on an epic level.

This definition is the suck of life.

Hannah Montana concerts are the suck of life, even if Miley Cyrus is hot.

Those mashed potatoes are the suck of life.

The Suck of Life by Voldemuffin September 27, 2008

pop and suck 

when you are giving anal too a skinny bitch, and u r hung like an elephant than sum 1 is on the other side and when ur cock goes through the ass and pussy then sum 1 suks or licks the cock from the other side

i was fucking ur mom and ur dad gave me a pop and suck and it was not so pleasent becuz they lick balls literally

pop and suck by butt February 23, 2005

ass suck 

Someone that sucks someone dick for a higher rank at somehwer

That I__damage__I and lifes a sin are so ass suck to KrazyFaken to get a higher rank!

ass suck by NooB432 January 1, 2009