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Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
by YuriMurder July 21, 2022
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Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know silly
by KENZI199 July 16, 2008
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new sock

The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.
Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.
by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021
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Socking

Socking - also known as ‘sopping’ . When your over 35 and Friday nights are now staying at home with your cat cuz ya lived life too young & left with social anxiety & nothing entertains you anymore so you go home put your favourite socks on over your shoes and use as a new trend for 2 in one ‘mop & sock dry cleaning ‘and think your an absolute G and dance around your living room music blaring whilst you mop and ‘sop’

It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..
Dave ‘yo dude you coming out to Zoe’s bar to get bare messy later ‘?
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’

Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘

Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o
by GangsterzWife November 7, 2025
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Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
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sock bingo

When you go through all your mismatched socks looking for pairs.
After several trips to the laundry now it's time to play sock bingo.
by Wildo91 July 17, 2024
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Socks

Socks Is a common name for a dog. A dog called Socks is usually called Socks due to the dog's lower legs being a different colour to the rest of the dog's body.
My dog is called Socks because it's body is black and it's lower legs are white. This makes it look like my dog is wearing white socks resulting in it's name.
by Blizzuminati December 4, 2016
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