Potato

Someone who has a double chin and a round face

Wow you sure do look like a potato.

by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019

yummy potatoes

a potato that is cooked perfectly.

yo i just had the perfect yummy potatoes

by dumb.skittle February 10, 2021

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Cunt potato

A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor

She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

by Cuntpotato420 February 21, 2017

potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one.

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Potato

A secret code to get into potato safehouse at 37.327722, -93.375982

Person 1 - (at safehouse door) "potato"
Person 2 - ok come on in

by Potatofarmer982 March 20, 2020