Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

Penis Gangrene

When your penis has been insulted so much by, lovers, potential lovers, other males/students/peers, that what little blood you already had flowing into it now stops, cutting off your circulation and causing your penis to, blacken, shrivel, dry up, and then promptly fall off. This then spreads to other parts of the body until death but, you are writhing in SO much pain from your overly circumcised chumpy chode, that you don't even notice it.

Person #1:"Fuck man! I got Penis Gangrene!"
Person #2: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT!"

by UDIFGH January 11, 2018

dom penis

The smallest penis in the world

did you buy a dom penis?

by Shpooky Sideborns April 14, 2017

Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig

Tell him to suck my pork penis!

by Adalina October 5, 2017

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

penis colossus

A penis so colossus it blocks the sun.

Wow Billy that's a penis colossus.

by PurplePanda11979 July 15, 2017