Muffindick

A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.

Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips

by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011

holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

muffinhead

a muffinhead are people who have a muffin for a brain, its also a very sad insult

"You are a muffinhead." said BadBoyHalo

by The Globlogabgalab February 7, 2021

Muffinboat

When a guy (or girl) is so hot you would let them motorboat your muff.

Damn Enrique is looking fine, he could muffinboat! Or as a noun... Damn Enrique is looking fine, what a muffinboat!

by Galgotgame June 15, 2017

oh muffins!

a word used when things go wrong

Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!

by firetruck with a mustache April 5, 2010

muffiknuckle

The effect of wearing too tight pants or jeans producing simultaneously a Moose Knuckle and a Muffin top.

Cameron is sporting a serious muffiknuckle in those skinny jeans

by ChuffleHuffer April 4, 2009

Sweater Muffins

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

by Scaper-X December 14, 2005