May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 14th

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

by novAsworldd May 6, 2023

May 25

National give a pretty girl 5 bucks day

Bro 1: dude haven’t you heard it’s the 25th?
Bro 2: dudeee since it’s may 25th, i have to give a pretty girl 5 bucks then
Bro 1: i love you bro
Bro 2: i love you too bro

by SkibidiRizzler69 May 25, 2024

May 25

Adorable People are born on this day. If someone is born on this day, give them a hug!

May 25: Good day!
Jamie: Hey Kaydee isn't it your birthday today?
Kaydee: Yes it is!
Jamie: Happy Birthday! -hug-

by HAll3 April 4, 2022

Mai

An instrument used during sex and no I didn't just make this up

"That mai went hard af 🤤"

by Wank_skank_0 bank October 16, 2020

tina may

A beautiful, green eyed woman. A great mother and the best friend you'll ever have. Borderline mediumistic at times. Pussy like diamonds.

Man, that girl is so Tina May!

by Tomass 23 December 1, 2016

No masturbating may

This is a challenge you have to do in may. Simply dont masturbate in may

Hey u about to do no masturbating may

by xdBrazzerrrs;) November 2, 2019