RedTape's Law 

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

"All I did was make a joke about trees, how are people getting mad about this?"
"Ah, a classic case of RedTape's Law"

RedTape's Law by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

Sally’s Law 

Similar to Murphy’s Law, however in this case whenever something can go wrong and will it’s to someone named Sally and is always at the worst time.

Person#1 “Sally just spilled a whole tray of drinks on her table.”
Person#2 “Sounds like Sally’s Law to me.”

Sally’s Law by BigChase1987 June 3, 2018

Beardson's Law 

The shorter the hobbit, the redder the face.

Beardson's Law accurately identifies his beet red face.

Beardson's Law by FARTPOOP22 August 29, 2022

Murphy's Law 

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law by Bitch December 7, 2004

Guggenheim's Law

Guggenheim's Law states that, while attending a beach party it is impossible experience a devestating loss. In logical terms this is written as:

Person ^ Beach_Party -> ¬Devestating_Loss

Being devestated after losing the final of shipwrecked, which involved spending 5 months on a desert island attending beach parties. This is a mathematical impossibility hence Guggenheim's Law.

Guggenheim's Law by Reyahamn June 24, 2007

murphy's law 

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

murphy's law by Anonymous September 4, 2003

murphy's law 

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "

Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day

murphy's law by the all knowing one January 7, 2005