The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.
You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.
by Pacific Highlander January 11, 2009
Get the Barbie's Dream housemug. Felius Fudgepacker: "Check that munter out" *points*
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"
Johnny Rugmuncher: "Aye she's a right shit brick house."
Krystal "Fingerlickingood" Meths: "2 fer a £1, get yer blowies, 2 fer a £1!"
by ilikegibletsandgelpens October 5, 2008
Get the shit brick housemug. Kind of a house hopper and a homie hopper combined.
A girl that either doesn't have a house or likes to live there and is a slut.
She basically goes for guys with houses or places to stay the night at and sleeps with them to have a place to stay at till they get fed up, then finds another guys house, that hangs out with the same group of people, to stay at.
Most commonly goes out partying and will be the one trying to get with the owner of the house.
Always broke and most commonly carries around some sort of bag of clothes with her.
**Warning: Kind heart-ed guys should stay away from this kind of girl because even if you don't get sick of her, she will always find someone else that will most likely be your boy.
A girl that either doesn't have a house or likes to live there and is a slut.
She basically goes for guys with houses or places to stay the night at and sleeps with them to have a place to stay at till they get fed up, then finds another guys house, that hangs out with the same group of people, to stay at.
Most commonly goes out partying and will be the one trying to get with the owner of the house.
Always broke and most commonly carries around some sort of bag of clothes with her.
**Warning: Kind heart-ed guys should stay away from this kind of girl because even if you don't get sick of her, she will always find someone else that will most likely be your boy.
"Man that girl is such a homie house hopper, wasn't she just talking to Kevin staying at his house? Now shes staying with Mark!"
by BeautifulBee October 18, 2011
Get the Homie House Hoppermug. what? i am poo? huh me no speak english... would u lie to touch my penis? huh? what that mean? me chineeee
by you suck and you suck more August 27, 2003
Get the CHINKS IN DA HOUSEmug. by shelby March 17, 2004
Get the house money millionairesmug. A movement that seeks to take apartments being rented away from landlords and give them to the renters.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2010
Get the Housing reform movementmug. To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
by BoredAtWork55 July 13, 2012
Get the Polish Beach Housemug.