Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

Ye ye ass hair cut

When a homie got a shitty cut and still believes he'll get pussy with it

Homie1: yo let me see the cut
*5 seconds later*
Homie1: *slaps* ye ye ass hair cut

by EdoYoshi June 9, 2021

long haired louse

a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P

Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?

Powers: no

Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...

Powers: ...

Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...

by bawb is mint June 23, 2007

makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

by herrocroser November 15, 2010

no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days

those block days in school when all of your easy classes are for some reason all together. Aka chill days. May also apply when you are sick.

p1: you look comfy today
p2: hell yeah! I got all my easy classes today
p1: so its one of those no-makeup-sweatpants-hair-up days?
p2: yes

by eliseschmnise September 3, 2010

thicker than hair on a dog's back

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006