Ghetto Vino

When people match the incorrect wine with food.

I went to the wedding in Napa and they served Pinot noir with pomodoro, that’s so ghetto vino

by BelmondoBond December 13, 2024

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Ghetto

Jared Hartley

Jared is so damn ghetto

by anonymous December 14, 2022

ghetto camping

Ghetto Camping: a term used by high maintenance women who hate camping.

I hate ghetto camping.

by nevertootiredtodance August 9, 2010

Ghetto

Is a word you use when you don’t like what somebody says to you

This is who ghetto

by Renee cobb December 9, 2022

Zero to Ghetto

When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).

- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."

by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020

Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)

Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

by narutoyaoi2000 November 3, 2021