hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

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your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

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When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.

I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!

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Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Hairy Dick by Izers December 5, 2018

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When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

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Ben may have big dick energy but Josh has sharp dick energy and i fuck with that.

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way of saying its hella cold, like less then 20 degrees

"They mad ed if they think im walking to school in this shit its brick dick ona stick out their worda blud my guy"

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