Dick Worm

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

by Vag640 April 25, 2009

broken dick

To painfully bend your dick in the middle after vigorous sex. Often makes a popping noise.

"As I fucked her brains out I got a broken dick and now I can't walk."

by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003

Evel Dick

Evel Dick (Pro-Noun): The Most Kickass Man to Ever Step on the Earth, who has a cult of followers thanks to his appearance on the CBS Reality Television Series, Big Brother in its' eighth season.

Evel Dick's fans everywhere were shocked when he was kept safe over that smug asshole Dustin a few weeks ago when he was supposed to leave instead.

by Jeffery93942983 December 9, 2008

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

by irakli April 19, 2004

Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.

You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009