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Zoom Baby

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.
After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.
by FireMaidn May 29, 2021
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fridge baby

nothing more, nothing less
there is a baby in my refrigerator and he has a loaded gun
person 1: ah shit, there’s a fridge baby in my refrigerator again

person 2: why the fuck do you have a baby in your fridge?

person 1: didn’t you hear? fridge babies break in at exactly 4:20am and they have a loaded gun so you cant prevent them from breaking an entering into your refrigerator

person 2: ah. understandable have a great day
by dust mite September 16, 2021
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Cheetah Baby

A state of mind that is in between a "whoosh" (a depressive episode where you can only THINK and not act) and a "boing" (an episode of extreme action but no thought whatsoever, characterized by bouncing and running and saying weird things.) A cheetah baby is the worst mix of the two but usually what happens when someone is experiencing both at once.
I'm in a cheetah baby right now, hopefully I will be out of it soon.
by anonymous March 16, 2022
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Baby Paco

The most huggable guy in the world. He is short and adorable and everything he says makes you want to hug him.
I went crazy and hugged Baby Paco when he got confused.
by fosterca January 1, 2012
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Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.
Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”
by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021
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The baby syndrome

Grown ups who still act as little kids. They tend to be mad when their hungry, and love to do the mickey mouse move, everybody to their house. They are also ashamed of giving hugs to their mothers in public, or they might not even give them hugs.
Dude, Ernest went to sleep yesterday at 7:00 pm I think he might have the baby syndrome.
by B.E. scientists March 12, 2016
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Baby Pantries

If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.
Look at those Baby Pantries.

I'd like to dance on those Baby Pantries with my mouth
by Roundhouse Cutback January 12, 2012
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