Zooped

High on weed.

Last night was awesome. We got so zooped I started hearing colors.

by -msaw- June 2, 2024

Zooked

First starting with the FPS Series BATTLEFIELD 1942, Zooking or being Zooked is the act of of using a dumb fire rocket i.e. Bazooka, RPG, SMAW, M5 Recoilless to take down enemy aircraft with precision and without "locking on" with the help of a tracker or Soflam.

KingZookSF is a madman, he's been Zooking players all day.

I just saw that Jet get Zooked

by KingZookSF June 12, 2024

Zooted

Being fried out of your mind

Yo bro, are you down to get zooted tonight.

by glooks46 June 13, 2024

Zooted (Slang)

When a person or group of people are stoned; or high on weed intake.

Person 1: Dang bro, You look Zooted (slang).
Person 2: Thanks

by Laym January 24, 2025

Zooted

To be high on powder to the extent of having deep intellectual conversations of religion, family and life to such a profound degree that all you can do is toot some more.
Synonyms:
Wired, energetic, zippy, vivacious.

After a night of the booger sugar,BC83 was zooted out of his mind .

by BCarter83 February 6, 2025

Zooked

Someone so stoned to the point where they don't make sense or function correctly.

Yo dude you must be zooked to want to watch the emoji movie

by Tacocool225 March 12, 2025

zooted

The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.

In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.

Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?

my fat ass got zooted when i saw there was free pizza

by urmotherismine May 24, 2025