A sexual orientation where the individual will only have sex with a person whose Zodiac is respective to the current month of sexual activity.
For example, a Zodiasexual will only have sex in January with people born in January, and so on for February and beyond.
It is considered rape to hit on a Zodiasexual if your birth month does not match the current month.
It's also considered an act of violence to lie about your Zodiac sign in order to attempt to copulate with a Zodiasexual.
For example, a Zodiasexual will only have sex in January with people born in January, and so on for February and beyond.
It is considered rape to hit on a Zodiasexual if your birth month does not match the current month.
It's also considered an act of violence to lie about your Zodiac sign in order to attempt to copulate with a Zodiasexual.
Person A: Hey, I was born in May, let's bang!
Person B: Sorry, It's June. You'll have to wait another year. I'm Zodiasexual.
Person A: Huh? Okay... I'll find a normal person.
Person A: I heard you're Zodiasexual. Are the stories really true?
Person B: Hm, sorry - what? I don't speak to non-zodiasexuals.
Person B: Sorry, It's June. You'll have to wait another year. I'm Zodiasexual.
Person A: Huh? Okay... I'll find a normal person.
Person A: I heard you're Zodiasexual. Are the stories really true?
Person B: Hm, sorry - what? I don't speak to non-zodiasexuals.
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Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.
Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.
Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
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