Dick von Zipper 

I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.

I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper

Dick von Zipper by surfwww1 June 7, 2004

slippery zipper 

1: an unfaithful man (boyfriend/husband) i.e.- My husband is a slippery zipper.

2: to be sexually active (multiple partners) i.e.- that man whore has a slippery zipper.

1: When my husband drinks, he becomes one slippery zipper.

2: " I do not like that club. There are too many slippery zippers there.

slippery zipper by gusnado August 15, 2012

mexican zipper 

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

mexican zipper by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015

bear zipper 

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

bear zipper by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

pipper zipper 

When you squeeze your foreskin in between your pants zipper

I accidentally Pipper Zipperd mself yesterday .

pipper zipper by finding bow September 19, 2017

Foot zipper

The act of running ones thumb up another persons foot bottom thus a zipper motion.

Dat girls tootsies was hanging out the covers so I foot zippered her when I went to get a beer.

Foot zipper by Rusty felcher June 3, 2018

pants zipper 

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper

Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒

pants zipper by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019