snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Fish Zipper

A Woman that has a very fishy/raunchy smelling vagina that one would be off put by.

Whoa!!! Did you catch the Fish Zipper on that one?

by Rocksteady23 April 22, 2022

Zipper

Taking a bong rip with a zyn in, with the goal of achieving the same affect as taking a chop (a bong rip with tobacco)

While everyone else took chops, mike took zippers because he quit smoking tobacco

by CianD_05 April 17, 2025

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

bear zipper

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

flip her zipper

To turn a straight girl into a lesbian.

Oh come on. I bet you could flip her zipper.

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014

zipper king

A guy or girl ,who is obsessed with anything SEX ...don't care about anything more than fuckin , getting sucked, stripper pole bitches, ass boning, any girls ,all don't matter, so that's y ZIPPER KING perfect ..loves to pull down those zippers..

Zipper king: girl:"I heard that the guy ur seeing is a player girl! Be careful, he is another one of those ZIPPER KING kinda guys!"
#2

Girlfriend: " you wear me out , and u know and do everything, know wonder y they call u the ZIPPER KING"!!

by Alasvegas July 13, 2019