morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

by Yuri A. January 23, 2021

wordington

Substitute for "word," also meaning "well said" or "right on."

Statement: "Yo one day until summer break man!"

Response: "Wordington."

by K-Blizzy March 14, 2009

warming up

1. developing a buzz

2. getting drunk but have not achieved the level of shit hammered

My day's been pretty shitty but I'm warming up now.

by SwollenMonkeyCock November 27, 2009

farm warming

Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.

"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."

by GaySexPartiezUnveiled July 12, 2009

working in pjs

working from home. most likely in pajamas.

jax: you coming into the office?
mcg: naw, i'm working in pjs today.

by khup_ March 31, 2008

worsing

To make worse.

Everyday we worsing

by Abrahplaya July 21, 2014