Wizard of an oz

The proprietor of one ounce of marijuana

"Im finally the wizard of an oz again after a 3 month dry spell"

by RZAClg January 15, 2009

Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.

- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"

by ChadnSean January 11, 2010

piss wizard

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.

Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.

by MadBob June 25, 2007

Wizard Spices

Also known as marijuana

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.

by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

Robot Wizard

Someone who never seems to sleep, eat, or take bathroom breaks and is always working on something often related to illustration, web design, graphic design, identity design, or anything involving staring at a computer monitor, TV, or iPhone for great lengths of time.

Sean just pulled an all nighter and amazed all of his clients - he's a Robot Wizard.

by brianpurkiss September 23, 2010

Spandex Wizard

A word used to describe your mate being a fucking bell end.

Penny you cunting spandex wizard.

by L TROY October 26, 2006

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

by Tartan terrorist December 23, 2005