Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

little piggy went home

when you’re snausaging and slip the pinky toe in the front hole

my guy was snausaging me and he tried to make sure the last little piggy went home

by spicynuggz June 2, 2024

go to went

Exactly the same like "let's go". But more Russian.

— Hey, dude, go to went
— Ok, blyat.

by Vallevan March 18, 2018

totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

scp momento before femur break.

he totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

by GDJackAttack November 19, 2020

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)

"Boy you went in the closet today."

by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023

Went Stag

Getting too drunk at a redneck wedding at the elk lodge.

Jeff went stag last night at the reception. He took off his shirt and started dancing with a chair.

by bbqiguana July 8, 2009