Weiner Wromp

To be forcibly fucked by a really ugly chick

Yo Bango... I heard That Jessica Chick gave you a Weiner Wromp

by Robertttt April 15, 2008

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

Weiner Sneeze

Slang term for male ejaculation

He weiner sneezed inside her

by ErnMcCracken September 10, 2010

Weiner Mirror

The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.

Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!

The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!

by Griftah February 16, 2010

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

weiner sneeze

the act of jizzing

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.

by AEtennessee May 18, 2010

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011