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weiner tits

Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.
Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!

Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!
by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011
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weiner delight

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.
Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib
by gimmeweindelight May 5, 2010
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weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.
1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."
by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007
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Weiner Wedgie

When the the front of underwear consticts the movement of a mans package. Usually involving the back side of the underwear having an annoying excess amount.
Guy 1: Dude stop grabbing your crotch

Guy 2: Dude ive got such a Weiner Wedgie its not even funny

Guy 1: That sucks man
by Bsmack44 March 24, 2010
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weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.
Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.
by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017
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weiner sneeze

He said he was going to pull out, but right after he put it in he weiner sneezed all over the place.
by AEtennessee May 18, 2010
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Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.
Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!
by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011
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