University of Western Ontario

where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.

wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"

by iveyleagure November 20, 2010

Western Barbie

Slut i.e. knows how to ride a horse

Casey: Mary slept with the whole football team!
Hallie: Yeah, I know right! What a Western Barbie.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

weejer

the nick name of a four foot penis

ron jermey's penis's nick name is weejer

by das weadge August 10, 2009

weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.

"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"

by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022

ye old western

when someone hits you with their balls

LEXI GOT FUCKED BY YE OLD WESTERN

by not alvin- santaelfs November 19, 2017

Weezer fan

a type of person that must be executed

"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"

by Reddertarded April 5, 2022

Australian Western Grip

A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".

Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."

by Boys Club March 18, 2009