Beanie Weenie

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016

weenie lipper

the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.

I like the way she licked my weenie lipper

by steve April 30, 2003

weenie bikini

Classic term for men's speedo swim suit.

Banana hammock, etc. "He is wearing a weenie bikini." "Ha ha."

by Roe Coreil December 04, 2007

teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

by JAManCode October 01, 2010

weenie washer

an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.

by jirichiro August 07, 2003

neeny weeny

a very cute tiny little girl who works way to hard...

she's a neeny weeny

by keely October 16, 2003

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker March 13, 2014