weasel the dog 

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

weasel the dog by the lioness god October 31, 2021

Weasel Dick 

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

Weasel Dick by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Weasel Booty 

Something that brings one joy

Person 1: "Hey, did you listen to that album I lent you the other day?"
Person 2: "Yea, man, it's totally a weasel booty for sure"

Weasel Booty by NextLevelNaps March 19, 2023

weasel pee 

Being a hooligan; being full of nonsense

I think you're full of weasel pee!

weasel pee by meatless_spam September 15, 2023

Weasel squad 

a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches

Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad

Weasel squad by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023

weasel de la libre 

Someone that is In prison playing gay but we’re actually gay before prison

You a free world weasel , foo! Weasel de la libre !

weasel de la libre by Deeznuttz214 February 13, 2024

Weasel wash 

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

Weasel wash by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025