whack the walrus

Jerking Off.....

he was really whacking thwe wlarus

by chillman350 October 22, 2003

walls

A general term for the female birth canal. Also can refer to the room.

I'm tryin to walk before I crawl I want it all..ever since I came out of my momma's walls. -Y. Zee

by GanJi April 26, 2005

Spitting Walrus

When a male cums into a females mouth and before she can swallow, pinchs her nose and the middle of her lips together so she coughs causing the cum to spit out the corners of her mouth forming the walrus tusks.

Steve: Hey Dave I totally gave a girl the spitting walrus last night.
Dave: Well done sir!

by Slinky30 July 8, 2006

Portland Walrus

During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.

She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Queefy Walrus

A large, blonde, snaggle toothed, buttfucker that uses his mouth as a cockholster and only sticks his little love sniper into males of any species.

His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!

Dude dont bend over and pick up that dollar with the Queefy Walrus standing behind you. I mean look at him, he is slobbering all over his tusks and staring at your ass!

by Shadow Warrior1 November 19, 2010

Walrus Paw

Extreme camel toe that creates a "w" shape and turns the pussy blue

That girl had a fat walrus paw

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

Iron Walrus

A sexual act involving two males and one female (not gay, chill). The female is giving head to each male, but not at the same time. If she is doing a poor job, an Iron Walrus is reasonable. Both males will ram their penises up to the roof of the female's mouth, causing her to grunt. The image will be that of a walrus, and the grunting will enhance the realism of the scene.

For bonus points, the group can try this maneuver in the freezing cold, with the males ejaculating on the female's face. After the the ejaculate has frozen (representing snow/slush), the males re-ram their penises into the roof of her mouth, and it creates a more immersive experience for each of the participants. Completion of this task is grounds for automatic induction into the Guy Hall of Fame.

After twenty minutes of blowing me and Jose, Yolanda had still not brought either of us to climax, so we hit her with the Iron Walrus. Needless to say, she retired from prostitution for life after the incident.

by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010