Madaras speech
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"
Normal person: wake up to reality
Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
Verb
- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.
- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.
Waking up:
- In bed with your best friend's girl.
- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.
- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.
- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.
- Etc
- In bed with your best friend's girl.
- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.
- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.
- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.
- Etc
by Lil' B1 July 31, 2009
Small school down in Winston-Salem, North Carolina...Top 10 for D-1 sports such as basketball, golf, field hockey and soccer. Owns the nickname "Work Forest" and has the 'Study Hard, Party Harder' reputation. Probably fits in the top 25 schools in the nation in terms of selectivity and academic caliber. Similiar in academics and style to such southern schools as Duke (my school),UNC-Chapel Hill,UVA, Vanderbilt, Georgetown, and Emory. Had I not gotten into Duke, Wake was my 2nd choice school out of all of these. Besides Duke and Stanford and a few other schools, Wake has one of the prettiest and most beautiful campuses in the nation.
by BlueDevil55 January 10, 2005
when one who has had a one night stand wakes up and sneaks away before having to confront the person they spent the night with.
i woke up in some guy's dorm room after my 21st birthday party- totally a wake and make a break situation.
Frat Guy 1: hey i saw you leave the bar with that blonde last night. you get her number?
Frat Guy 2: Nah, we just did it at her apartment. this morning i had to wake and make a break.
Frat Guy 1: hey i saw you leave the bar with that blonde last night. you get her number?
Frat Guy 2: Nah, we just did it at her apartment. this morning i had to wake and make a break.
by speedy marie May 19, 2009
Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.
When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.
by Leo D Felcher September 10, 2004
by Yeebus August 30, 2017
The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.
by PB & LS November 17, 2009