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Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich
by JB October 17, 2003
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Vertically-fat

Unnecessarily tall.
"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)

"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."

"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
by Karenna May October 12, 2012
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Vertically Frustrated

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.
by Olive989 March 3, 2023
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Virtue Vetting

The process by which any individual's accomplishments and/or creative output is deemed valid based on the virtue - or perceived virtue - of said individual. Inversely, to make eligible for censorial callout and shutdown any work or creative output of any individual deemed unvirtuous.
The painting was removed from the exhibit after the artist, who had indeed endured a troubled past, failed to survive the virtue vetting of a group of highly motivated and vocal museum supporters, who claimed to be offended by the work's inclusion in the show.
by ka the wordsmythe October 3, 2018
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vertical

(noun) Jumping ability, traditionally understood within the context of basketball and generally not associated with the skill set of white people
Yo, that dawg Tyreke has some serious vertical - he just gave that clown Neil a facial
by ToastedBread October 13, 2009
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Vertical Stripe

1 A homosexual person, typically someone wearing an item of clothing with relation to vertical stripes

2 A stripe, one thats vertical
Look at that vertical stripe, when will he come out of the closet

I'm glad I'm not a vertical stripe

Are you a vertical stripe

He is acting like such a vertical stripe
by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010
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vertical mouth

Colloquial term for vagina, cunt or pelvic gash. Used in place of the term "vertical smile" that suggests a horizontal arching of the vagina, which is just awful.
Tyler: I bet Sarah Palin's vertical mouth is au naturale.
by HayBritnayHay November 17, 2010
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