Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem

"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."

by Logan76667 November 10, 2013

Urban dictionary

unlike other dictionaries, urban dictionary does not give proper definitions, just a bunch of puns.

Urban Dictionary just isn't the dictionary to use for studying for tests.

by pancake king June 9, 2020

urban shitionary

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.

Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009

why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!

wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?

by meme_mastah September 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing down the street during a windy day in the city.

The urban tumbleweed marked the onset of an impending storm, leaving the onlooker to ponder which grocery store it came from.

by Jon Henshaw August 22, 2005

urban ticktionary

Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.

The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.

A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.

Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake

by sarahh=) October 18, 2009