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head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you
Today I have my head up my ass about chris
by radical female May 21, 2014
mugGet the head up my assmug.

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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dick up the ass

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm
john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie
by cheemsit May 15, 2021
mugGet the dick up the assmug.

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!
by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
mugGet the banana up your ass and around the cornermug.

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online
Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
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Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention
Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said
by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022
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