Ultimair

UltimAir is a brand-name Bra making company. It is not as popular as Victorias Secret.

Girl: Hey, do you know where I can get some UltimAir?
Clerk: You should consider Victoria's Secret since they make bras that are fashionable and not plain.

by UltimAir October 21, 2009

Ultimaybe

When you think you are giving an ultimatum, but there are really a whole lot of answers you will accept.

Person A: "I totally gave Bob an ultimatum yesterday when I said that he has to choose between me and his girlfriend, but he said he chooses us both, so we're all good."
Person B: "So it's really more of an ultimaybe."

by Wow, All the Names are Taken September 4, 2010

Ultimate Suckage

Something which ultimately sucks

The ribs at that rib joint are ultimate suckage.

by droolzzz June 29, 2011

Ultimate Plunger

When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.

"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."

by Craptasktic December 5, 2011

Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist

A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.

"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 6, 2018

Ultimate gay

This is someone or something that is so gay that nothing could be gay-er

Robert " wow Luke Simons is an ultimate gay "
Everyone " can't argue with that mate "

by Bigbossman12 February 7, 2019