A twitch noob is a competitive gamer that bashes Team Fortress 2 public server players, and boasts about how 6 vs 6 (aka Twitch Fortress 2) is much better. These players complain about how they keep getting owned by Heavies, Pyros, Spys and Engineers, and ask for nerfs of these classes on Steam forums. When their obviously just noobs who refuse to adapt too Team Fortress 2's intended gameplay.
Bobby thought he would own everyone when he played sniper in Team Fortress 2, but found out that he is a twitch noob.
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2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
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generic term for a master of the state of the art of FPS,
In reference to the act of "twitching" the mouse by reflex to attack and dodge in FPS games see also fpsCounter strike
In reference to the act of "twitching" the mouse by reflex to attack and dodge in FPS games see also fpsCounter strike
by matao June 20, 2003
Get the twitch gamer mug.A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
*You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
*You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist.
*People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves.
*You cried through most of New Moon.
*Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche
*You long to visit Forks, Washington
*You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires.
*You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up
*You have come to hate the sun
*You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY)
*Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple
*You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
Don't make fun of me and all of my Twitarded friends or I'll give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper...or I'll La Push you off a cliff...or, even better...I'll provoke the Volturra and blame it on you!
I am a Twitard!
I am a Twitard!
by Wish I was Bella Swan December 21, 2008
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Get the twitagra mug.twitard:OMG I LIKE TOTALLY LUV TWILIGHT I JUST CHANGED MY LAST NAME ON FACEBOOK 2 CULLEN!!!!
sane person:that's great, twitard
sane person:that's great, twitard
by iareRAYNEBOW May 17, 2010
Get the twitard mug.the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.
by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008
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