tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

tweetarrhea

A condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. See tweet diarrhea

Dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? You've got tweetarrhea. I'm unfollowing you.

by Jimathan February 13, 2010

tweetavu

When you discover yourself posting the same tweet a second time.

"Damn. I just tweetavud. How embarrassing."

by JamesMasonIsGod January 7, 2010

tweetabilities

The ability to continuously tweet.

She's got some mad tweetabilities right there; her tweets constantly fill my home page with new updates.

by tweeber January 19, 2010

Tweet Grenade

To send excessive tweets doing more harm then good.

Example of a Tweet Grenade:

@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company

by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010

Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.

This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.

by thedeedub September 25, 2010

tweethate

When the general tweeting audience dislikes a tweeter therefore expressing their tweethate.

In response to the AZ shootings today, hundreds of tweeters expressed their tweethate by retweeting Sarah Palin's March 23rd tweet "Don't retreat...reload".

by Ladyomygod January 9, 2011