by LKingmanL September 13, 2018

BEST DAY EVER. when the sassmaster of doncaster tweets everyone goes wild!!!! the gays come out of hiding and try to get his attention!! always tweets never posts a selfie, but always makes us happy
Louis:Hope everyone’s doing alright!!
Us: OMG LOUIS TWEETED
Us: LOUIS POST A SELFIE
Louis: *never does*
Us: OMG LOUIS TWEETED
Us: LOUIS POST A SELFIE
Louis: *never does*
by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "
Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "
Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "
Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "
Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "
by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"
Or
Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"
Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."
Or
Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"
Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."
by Xeroe July 17, 2014

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"
(as from Doonesbury)
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"
(as from Doonesbury)
by KallieT April 26, 2009

TWEET1: "Happy hour is AMAZING at Joe's bar."
TWEET1: "INCREDIBLE!! The best happy hour ever at Joe's bar"
TWEET1: "The vibe and atmosphere at Joe's bar is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Too good to be true!!!!"
TWEET2: "Dude, you're tweet pimping again. Dial it back."
TWEET1: "INCREDIBLE!! The best happy hour ever at Joe's bar"
TWEET1: "The vibe and atmosphere at Joe's bar is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Too good to be true!!!!"
TWEET2: "Dude, you're tweet pimping again. Dial it back."
by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.
I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.
I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.
by 559mickey November 8, 2009
