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tweaker

someone that drinks too many monster or other energy drinks and eats too much sugar or both and become twacked the fuck out like they are on methamphetamine.
kid: look what i bought, 2 monsters and 2 packs of twinkies.
me: damn kid u such a tweaker getting hyped up on that sugar and caffeine.
kid: lol
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
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tweaker

1)A male who masturbates frequently

2)Someone who sucks at everything they have ever tried.
1)That kid has been in his room alone all day. What a tweaker!

2)He is such a tweaker he should give up school and start giving handjobs for crack!
by UOIT shredderz January 20, 2005
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tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).
I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004
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tweaked

made by the girls of (look up) st. joseph's academy--when a girl gets eatin out
girl- omg you got tweaked?!

girl- omg he tweaked you?!
by J April 6, 2005
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Tweaker

you are a tweaker
by Jared Blash November 2, 2008
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tweaker

a tweaker is simply a weirdo, from that weird girl who stalks you, the weird witch lady who lives at number 3 to that crazy old guy with the massive beard who rides his bike around all day muttering. its useful to have in the vocab as it can be shouted with no risk of insult to the tweaker in question. by streachin the sylables it can be made into an almost bird like cry. if u like
tweeeeee-kaaaaaahh
"oh my god, this guy is a fucking stalker, what a tweaker"

"shit dude, did you see that matey wearin girls clothes, what a tweeker"

"whos that tweaker on a microscooter"
by purv of the gore May 5, 2007
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GETTIN' TWEAKED

Getting high or altered by some substance usually at a low level as in "slightly tweaked" but can also be used as "totally tweaked" which would imply very high or altered.
We were gettin' tweaked before I going to the principles office. It makes him seem more normal.

I was gettin' tweaked 24/6 when I lived in Vancouver. I took a day off to recover.
by Duvallian Herbsman October 27, 2010
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