twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.

Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting

by Where's The Queef? September 15, 2012

Twat

Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.

My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.

That makes you a Twat, right?

by The (other) One March 15, 2009

twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 15, 2009

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears January 6, 2007

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 31, 2007

Twat

Probably the best way to describe me

"Your such a twat"

by Coke1114 September 3, 2019