twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.

My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting

by pfunk815 June 23, 2010

twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 15, 2009

Twat

Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.

My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.

That makes you a Twat, right?

by The (other) One March 15, 2009

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears January 6, 2007

twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

by captain perrins May 20, 2003

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 31, 2007

Twat

Twat means a fat american that eats a lot of food and it also means a stupid ass bitch

Is that Aiden
Yea thats the twat

by Miko77 June 30, 2015