twatting

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa!
err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

by Gurglespurtz November 5, 2006

twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.

I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.

by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

to twat

to act in a cuntish way; a slightly more appropriate way to say someone is a cunt

Judy: Hey Matt, how do you feel about the Patriots losing?
Matt: It fucking sucks! Why did you bring that up??
Judy: Wow, you don't have to twat about it.

by BuTangClanFire March 15, 2016

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 3, 2008

twatting

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

by Cobs71 October 24, 2008

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010