towny

nylon coated, logo covered, strippy legged bastards!! that hang around being arragant little bastards!!

that person u c and think what a wanker

by someone u dont want to know March 24, 2004

townie

Townies think there so 'ard' and the queer lads wit trackies hit girls!!

Do ur bit to clean up the streets KILL a townie!!
p.s burn in hell fuckin townies

townie: 'oi slut'
me: 'yer, ok'
townie: 'y u getin lairy u wana fite or wot??'
me: 'wot eva jus get a life!!'
(realises how sad it is and runs to get big brother)

by natalie September 12, 2004

townie

Fucking annoying gits that Swindon is full of. Can't say one sentence without using at least 1 form of obscenity, kinda like the Osborne's but much more pathetic. Most annoying is the stupid Cockney accents they all seem to put on - argh! You find yourself wanting to punch them frequently and you only gotta look at them to know what they're like. Most of them do have kids by the time their 15 and the dads have always pissed off somewhere. Swindon has a real high teen pregnancy rate, I wonder why...

Townies - Kill em all I say

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

townie

a townie is a person who will "fuckin' 'ave ya" if you make eye contact for more then 1 second. Will either listen to drum 'n' bass or garage and not give other music a second thought. Will travel in, smallest to largest, pair, gang, posse and massive. Could also be known as a chav or a mush.
Normally hang around on street corners or outside one stop, asking 16+ to buy them fags.

Townie: oi, dickhead, are you startin?
Human being: no, i'm just walking past you.
Townie: wotever, yo' mums a slag, lets get'im.
(proceed to "'ave" person and leggit when a car drives nearby)

by bootyhunter October 25, 2004

townie

entry #239 has illustrated perfectly why "townies" are considered ignorant and abusive.

well done in making such a postive case for your sub-culture.

I just hope that you will offer better arguments as a lawyer than you have on here.

and one last thing. admitting to buying that amount of drugs is not a good thing on a public forum.

by someone who has a job September 19, 2004

Townie

Generally viewed as anyone who ISN'T a townie as the scurge and scum of the universe. Aged between 10-20, although there are anomalies either side, they are generally found in packs, although on their own, they're just as obnoxious. They lack any real initiative to think of their own accord, and are led by a pitiful desire to want to be whatever terrible rap/r'n'b/garage/dance artist is currently in the charts, usually through the prolific use of a navy blue jogging sweater, (with a hood, of course, for added 'scareability') cheap trousers and overly expensive footwear. They have taken the English vocabulary and added their own 'unique' twist, abbreviating and completely deforming every word possible, so that, for example, the sentence "You are looking quite nice" becomes "U'm bum, innit?", which no-one but a townie, or those clued in the WAY of the townie, could ever hope to understand. They steal mobile phones, glue their hair to their heads, have a serious problem with anyone who isn't their 'blood', and generally strut around like they own the place. However, thankfully, society has a way of giving these people culture shock, and one day they will wake up to realise just how truly pathetic they have all become. But they're not all bad; These people will become our checkout ladies, road sweepers, fast-food servers, part-time sales assistants and other menial jobs that those of us who can think are just too good for.

If there's one denomination of people I can't stand in this world, it's the townies.

by Wayne February 17, 2004

townie

A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.

What a stupid thing to do! Well it was a townie...

by Trip April 21, 2004