Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011

torrey

A blonde girl residing in San Diego who is athletic and extremely good looking. Normally short in height but likes to do the horizontal no pants dance with tall athletic guys.

See that Torrey over there with that volleyball player? There is about a foot and a half difference! How do you think they even have sex?

by Choncho January 17, 2008

torrent

everyone else forgot to mention that getting caught getting torrents can get you areested for piracy.technicallly, torrents are 100% legal. but i suppose that maybe about 1% of the torrent's CONTENTS are legal, but 99% of them aren't

you download let's say a torrent for the game I-Ninja. having the torrent on your computer is perfectly legal, but actually having the files of I-Ninja on your computer aren't.

by Xuphor September 26, 2006

Torrie

An amazing girl. She is everything u look for in a BFF. If u have a Torrie, keep her.

Girl: torrie is so nice

by Jimmy is me June 11, 2018

Cord Torres

Someone who is indescribably unlike anyone else, but in a positive way

At first I thought he was really way, but now I realize he's just a Cord Torres

by nhetu May 9, 2011

torrent

A heist...on the internet.

Sandra: I'm planning to download 13 files today off torrent
Melanie: Wow, that's a heist, hon.
Sandra: Join me?
Melanie: Yeah

by Roadgoeseveron May 11, 2010