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toothpick spliff

n.

A term derived from an MC Chris song, a toothpick spliff is a joint wrapped so tight that the smoker can pick their teeth with it (like a toothpick). A person who smokes said toothpick spliffs is usually froogle with their doobie.
Yo, don't invite Chris over, he's too stingy with his weed; I give him blunts, but all he passes me are toothpick spliffs.
by Ryan M. April 3, 2005
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orange juice and toothpaste

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.
Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste
by MargaretAnn October 10, 2013
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Tootsie weekend

A weekend in which a man dresses in women's clothing and assumes a female identity in order to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman. Inspired by the movie "Tootsie" starring Dustin Hoffman.

Not to be confused with a Doubtfire holiday in which a man dresses as a woman to secretly spend time with his children.
1.)
Brett: Hey, man! You wanna come over on Saturday and play "Call of Duty"?
Marty: No, thanks. I'm gonna do a Tootsie weekend.

2.)
Devin: Do you like mascara?
JJ: Yeah, I kinda do. I think I'm gonna do a Tootsie weekend.

3.)
Ryan: Hey, how was your Tootsie weekend?
Gus: Great. I think I'm gonna become a woman.
by Lil' Shammie August 21, 2013
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saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category
I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.
by The Eta July 2, 2009
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toothpaste

"Mum, why dont we have any toothpaste in the fridge?"
by dunnertron June 11, 2005
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tooth to gum ratio

the ratio of gums to teeth in a person's mouth.

If someone has large gums and small teeth that is bad tooth to gum ratio and vice versa.
"Damn his smile is kinda scary, it looks like he has baby teeth and adult size gums - total bad tooth to gum ratio!"
by BeanSprout December 18, 2011
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tooth fairy

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
by amy, yo August 12, 2007
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