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overlord of toast

1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.

2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.
1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!

2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!
by Toasty November 28, 2004
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Toast McGhost

To reach a level of intoxication where memory is lost of any event which occurred that night...leading you to believe that the only way the event was possible is if a ghost was there in place of you.

A lower level of being McGhosted is to be "toasted" or "semi-ghosted."

See also: ghosting, McGhosting, toasting McGhosting, toasty McGhosty

Pronunciation: meh-ghost or mah-ghost
"How did you forget about that? Everybody was doing it..You must have been toast McGhost."

"I just got fired from my job today...tonight..I'm getting toast McGhost."

"Tonight we're getting McGhosted."

"You're toast..but I don't think you're at McGhost status yet."

"Wow, you're already ghosting after two shots?"

"OK, time to stop for a while..You're looking toasty McGhosty."
by stay bEastly my friends. August 16, 2009
mugGet the Toast McGhostmug.

Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.
by LampToast June 26, 2016
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Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.
I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!
by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011
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Blood toast

When making French toast and making it red with food coloring so it looks grim
I made Blood Toast for Halloween
by Geinstein June 15, 2018
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Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster
Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky
by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011
mugGet the Popped Toastmug.

little toast

A verb used to describe the feeling of being warm, happy, content, comfortable and full. Usually occurs before falling asleep.
While wrapped in a blanket after a delicious meal - "mmm, I'm being a little toast."
by tealight7 November 3, 2011
mugGet the little toastmug.

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