Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
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An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
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