Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing

Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever

by Ben burrito April 27, 2014

Nasty Tomato Burger

A sexual term for when a guy performs anal sex on a female and blood appears around her asshole

Oh gurl, this guy did a nasty tomato burger on me last night

by Jizzle4Shizzle August 9, 2015

Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.

Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!

by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015

The Tomato Mccain Challenge

Named after Thomas Mccain, it is the act of slathering and battering your balls in Prego sauce.
It is also known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

Jim: I’m feeling rather ballsy today.
John: Feeling a little ballsy, aren’t we? Crap that jar of Prego sauce. I believe it is time to attempt The Tomato Mccain Challenge, otherwise known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

by Oddly Offensive November 7, 2020

auto tomato

something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.

i love auto tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

Virginia tomato

When you have sex with a girl on her period untill your balls are coated in blood and then tea bag her

Him: Dude, I gave my girl a Virginia tomato last night.

Me: that's nasty dude.

by Hachetman86 February 25, 2021