if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008

be there or be square

A square being a nerd, geek, dork...un-hip, un-cool, unpopular, not with-it, etc. ...sort of person..."be there or be square" means about the same as "everyone who is anyone will be there", which is to say if you're not there you're nobody.

All the hot girls and all the rough boys will be at this party/club/place dude be there or be square!

by Lala June 18, 2006

theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."

Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

by hitherehowareyou?good?good... April 12, 2010

There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

by trademarks July 6, 2021

Gucci Theorem

The hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. It forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. The theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death.

Scott: Would you ever wanna experience Pearl Harbor? Like right when the Japanese attacked?
Alan: nah dude that's fucked up. Not tryna die
Scott: Gucci Theorem bro, you won't die you just gotta be there.
Alan: oh fuck yeah, maybe take a few tabs

by John DeSpencer July 19, 2017

Up There

A state of brilliance so unparallelled that the individual titled in this way manages to basically complete any task as effectively as possible.

I heard that this guy is so Up There that he manages to run a Sklep; spend countless hour playing an online game like Destiny 2, and ruin children's hope and dreams by calling foul throws for his school team at football matches.

by Mr316 February 17, 2021

A chocolate bar and there you are!

Exactly, correct, right, proper, indeed

"Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"

"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"

by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014